10 COMMANDMENTS OF BLUEGRASS ETIQUETTE
by Shelah Spiegel
1. THOU SHALT jam to thy left. Upon completing thy break, the fellow immediately to thy left shall partake of playing next. Shouldest thou choose the tune or song, the fellow immediately to thy left shall thereupon choose the next tune or song.
2. THOU SHALT play backup quietly. Shouldest it not be thy break, thou shalt play quietly. This manner of courtesy allows thy fellows to hear the heavenly melodies of the person in lead and thou mayest pick up some chops in the process.
3. THOU SHALT put thy strings in tune. It is an abomination to the angels shalt thy instrument be of faulty pitch. If thou canst do it by ear, use thy tuner. Intonation of thine instrument is to be held in the highest and will be respected by all.
4. THOU SHALT open thy circle. Allow thy fellow picker to enter the circle if they be of new and fresh meat. Part thy circle and make way for more music. If thy circle be of intimate content, courtliness in manners excusing the fellow from thy practice session is a kindly thing indeed.
5. THOU SHALT play thy break and step away. Do not hoggest the tune by sharing all thy musicality throughout the number loudly. Allowest other pickers opportunities to shine with the wealth of their harmonies.
6. THOU SHALT not turn thy back on thy fellow pickers. It be of rude and contempt toward thy fellow picker.
7. THOU SHALT let someone else be in charge. Since no one is of highest and mighty power and charged with leadership, thy jam be for one and all to call out new tunes.
8. THOU SHALT play thy kitchen, washing, blowing or honking items within a discrete distance away from a serious jam. Bluegrass instrumentation shalt be of stringed instruments only and any other that go before shall be with tolerance and foreboding and within the scope of acceptability of the jam as a whole acceptability.
9. THOU SHALT step away from thy jam if thou canst play the tune. If thou noodlest in the background until the closure of said musicality, rejoin thy jam and make merry with thine instrument.
10. THOU SHALT have fun. Play thy music, make good and beautiful sounds and take pleasure thyself in the sounds that eminate from thine instrument. Speedist not up in thy rhythm nor sing off pitch. Should thy be a fiddle or mandolinist, thou shalt play backup on the 2 and 4. Do not be discouraged by the loathsome 5-stringed demon who plays continuously and at alarming rates, but enjoy the challenge.






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